one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
- me: *gets out of day old pajamas*
- me: *takes a shower*
- me: *gets into clean pajamas*
- me: summertime
tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes)